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| Why build such a vanilla church? |
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| Original recipe. |
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| Classic WELS interior, plus ugly screen. |
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| Nice stage. Nice computer monitors for mindless CoWo lyrics. This looks like a generic Protestant mausoleum. Is there a locked vault for the Book of Concord? |
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| Easter Sunday - 5 minute sermon. Koine crooning their timeless tosh. |