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When a pastor drives his car into a utility pole under the influence of alcohol.
A. He is sent as a missionary to Russia.
B. He is enrolled in detox.
C. He is removed from the ministry.
D. He is forced to take antabuse and use a lock-out system on his car.
When a District President is arrested for a DUI.
A. He is given a call to a new district, where nobody knows the truth.
B. He is enrolled in detox.
C. He is removed from the ministry.
D. He is forced to take antabuse and use a lock-out system on his car.
When a seminary professor is arrested for DUI, crossing the center line.
A. The evidence is removed and the charges dropped, thanks to a pricey lawyer.
B. He is enrolled in detox.
C. He is removed from the ministry.
D. He is forced to take antabuse and use a lock-out system on his car.
When a pastor is known for drinking on the job and "working" at bars.
A. He is given his own building with a grant from WELS, enormous subsidies, and special speaking engagements.
B. He is enrolled in detox.
C. He is removed from the ministry.
D. He is forced to take antabuse and use a lock-out system on his car.
When a pastor is found guilty of teaching justification by faith.
A. He is kicked out, accused of false teaching, and his church mortgage is foreclosed.
B. He is encouraged to discuss his exegetical findings in his district.
C. He is asked to translate orthodox Lutherans materials relevant to the issue.
D. He starts speaking to various synod entities so they become Lutheran again.
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GJ - The answer is A for each question.