Three Rings for the Wisconsin DPs under the sky,
Nine more for the Dwarf-DPs with their hearts of stone,
Four for the lay lapdogs doomed to die,
One for the SP on his dark throne.
In the Land of Mequon where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them -
In the Land of Mequon where the Shadows lie.