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| Deacon Anthony Oncken |
ELDONA, less than one square mile
Where mullets are in style, year-round.
Oh, church bandit, you sure planned it,
Wherever you're going, I'll goose-step your way.
sung to the tune of Moon River
At the last ELDONA meeting, a Vespers service was announced, but it was only for the pasteurized, homogenized ELDONA priests and bishop. No layman was allowed to attend. A postulant could not attend either. Nor could an applicant for their seminary.
When laity found out they were barred from worship, they looked around at each other.
What would St. Ignatius say?
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| "What's wrong with a mullet?" |
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| St. Ignatius ELDONA Seminary, Malone, Texas. Oncken is in charge of the entire student body - one person. The Live Bait sign was ordered but was not yet here for the photo-shoot. |