Churchmouse Campanologist | Ringing the bells for Christian traditions and getting our story out there. If we don’t, who will?:
Homebrewed Christianity has a spoof ‘liberal’ (leftoid) divinity school application.
They wisely advise not laughing too hard. There is more than a germ of truth in this tick-in-box parody.
Excerpts follow:
Demographic Information (so the government knows how much money to give you)
My ancestors were oppressed by Europeans by [_] being taken from Africa in slavery [_] Spanish colonization of the “New World” [_]colonization of Asia [_] conquest of the Pacific Islands [_] English colonization of the “New World” [_] economic exploitation of globalization OR [_] I have benefited from the exploitation of other peoples (I’m white, but overcoming)
Gender: M/F/L/G/B/T/Q [_] Other________
Political Affiliation: [_] Democratic Party [_] Green Party [_] Freedom Socialist Party [_] Labor Party [_] Peace and Freedom Party
Read the entire post for a hilarious satire on the true nature of mainline apostasy.
Or visit The CORE. Or watch Time of Grace.
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