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| Rev. Donald Patterson has delayed his African hunting trip to teach students how to use synod funds to support the parish budget by calling it "missions." |
Evangelism Day
Evangelism Day is dedicated to equipping MLC students to share the gospel of Jesus Christ, both in their personal lives and when they serve in the public ministry. The public is invited to attend the opening worship service from 8:30 to 9:15 a.m. in the Chapel of the Christ, or watch it live on MLCTV.
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| "We lead the people to and fro, in error's maze astounded." |
- President Zarling has promised that no one will mention the efficacy of the Word in the Means of Grace.
- SP Mark Schroeder has thanked him for his faithfulness to UOJ, Halle University, and Kokomo.
- Paul Calvin Kelm will reveal how one can mine the truths of What Color Is Your Parachute? to jump from one protected synod job to another, without answering to anyone.
- David Valleskey will deny he studied at Fuller Seminary.
- Frosty Bivens will deny that he studied at Fuller Seminary.
- Lawrence Otto Olson will describe how he earned a drive-by DMin at Fuller and never once saw Valleskey or Bivens there.
- All Scripture readings will be from the New NIV, but Parlow will read from The Message.
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| Yay! WELS dodged another discussion abut the putrid New NIV by blessing all translations and paraphrases. |